1st April 2017
Winter (Tarn) Is Coming – Egg-cellent Levenshulme Market Trader Stands as Independent MP Candidate
Here at Love Levenshulme HQ, we always stay well clear of local politics as the murky, murky waters and ill feelings involved can be counter to the positive vibes this site is here to instil and support for all of the community…However, sometimes we make an egg-ception to the rule, even for a NON LOCAL candidate.
Two BIG players on the Levenshulme scene – two local community interest companies and local champions have pledged their support for an egg-straordinary candidate for the Gorton By Election. Pay attention, this is interesting stuff, not ‘cheesy’ at all.
Levenshulme Market CIC and Levenshulme Inspire CIC are delighted to jointly announce our official endorsement of Jeremy “the cheese man” who is running as an independent candidate in the Gorton by-election.
Helen Power, Director of Levenshulme Market said,
“Jeremy has been a long standing trader at the market, selling cheese, butter and his famous “jumbo eggs” (not from elephants). I know he has the right values, experience and determination to be an excellent MP for the people of Manchester Gorton and has Levenshulme Market’s full support.”
Ed Cox, Chair, Inspire and Director of IPPR North added,
“Gorton is a diverse community and I can think of no better medium to create community cohesion than dairy. Cheese is a great leveller and Jeremy offers plenty.”
Tom Cheesewright, local resident, and applied futurist, will act as Jeremy’s campaign co-ordinator, a role that some have commented he was destined to fulfil.
When Can We Speak To Winter Tarn’s Jeremy?
Jeremy will announce his policies at a special launch event today at Levenshulme Market. 10am – 4pm.
They are expected to include increased funding for bovine herds in the South Manchester area and subsidies for high street dairy merchants. Jeremy is said to be against a hard Brexit, preferring a soft boiled br-egg-sit approach.